Homemade Chow Mein with Chow Mein Sauce

I make chow mein like I make questionable life choices: with enthusiasm, too much oil, and zero regrets. This Homemade Chow Mein with Chow Mein Sauce is the kind of weekday miracle that looks restaurant-fancy until you notice the pan was too small and you had to stir with a spatula and a fork. Why it’s special: the sauce actually tastes like someone paid attention, the noodles soak up all the good things, and you get bonus bragging rights for making takeout at home without feeling like you wrestled a wok for an hour.

Once, I tried to impress everyone by using fresh whole noodles and a dramatic toss. Two things happened: the noodles stuck together like clingy siblings, and my husband attempted to flip the pan and almost redecorated the ceiling with chow mein. He swore he’d meant to do that “for flair.” The kids cheered, because chaos = dinner entertainment. I laughed, cried a little, and then ordered more takeout the next day because apparently I learned nothing about portion control or humility.

Time-Saving Hacks

– Buy pre-shredded cabbage and carrots. Yes, you paid for convenience; don’t act ashamed.
– Use rotisserie chicken or pre-cooked shrimp when you’re not in the mood to feed your inner chef.
– Mix the chow mein sauce in a jar, shake, and stash — less measuring, more pretending you’re efficient.
– Cook noodles in the kettle (if you’re desperate) and finish in the pan — fewer pots, more survival.
– Stir-fry veggies in batches only if you want crispness; otherwise, throw everything in and call it rustic.

Serving Ideas

– Serve with extra sauce on the side for the dramatic dunkers at the table.
– Add a fried egg on top because everything gets better with yolk crowning it.
– Serve with a simple cucumber salad for crunch and to fool people into thinking you tried.
– Pour yourself a glass of wine if the kids tested you that day. No judgment.

What to Serve It With

A simple bowl of steamed broccoli, some soy-roasted green beans, or sticky rice if you want carb inception. If you’re feeling lazy, steamed dumplings from the freezer are an acceptable cop-out. Also works great next to a completely unnecessary pile of extra napkins.

✔Tips & Mistakes

– Don’t overcrowd the pan unless you like soggy vegetables. Trust me, you don’t.
– Noodles clump? Rinse with hot water and toss with a splash of oil before stir-frying.
– Sauce too thin? Mix a teaspoon of cornstarch with cold water and add near the end to thicken.
– Sesame oil is potent; a little goes a long way unless you enjoy the scent following you for days.
– Yes, this pan is too small. No, I won’t wash fewer dishes. If you want to be fancy, use a wok. If you want to be human, use whatever pan you can find.

✔Storage Tips

Store it in the fridge… if there’s any left. Cold midnight leftovers? Sometimes better than fresh. Reheat gently in a skillet with a splash of water or a quick zap in the microwave. Keeps well for 3–4 days, though the noodles may absorb more sauce over time—still edible, still delicious, still yours.

✔Variations and Substitutions

Swap whatever you want—sugar ↔ honey, soy sauce ↔ tamari, or skip steps and call it “deconstructed.” It still counts. Make it vegetarian by using tofu (press it first unless you like sponge texture), swap chicken for shrimp, or toss in whatever random veggies your crisper drawer is trying to offload. Want heat? Add chili oil. Want nostalgia? Go full monosodium with extra soy.

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Homemade Chow Mein with Chow Mein Sauce

A delightful homemade chow mein featuring crisp vegetables and flavorful noodles.

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Prep Time: 15 minutes minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes minutes

Total Time: 35 minutes minutes

Servings: 4

Calories: 120kcal

Ingredients

 

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Main Ingredients

• ▢ 8 oz chow mein noodles Use fresh or dried as per availability.
• ▢ 1 cup shredded carrots Freshly shredded for best flavor.
• ▢ 1.5 cups cabbage, chopped Green or Napa cabbage works well.
• ▢ 1 cup sliced bell peppers Mix of colors for visual appeal.
• ▢ 2 tbsp soy sauce Low sodium recommended.
• ▢ 1 tbsp sesame oil For authentic Asian flavor.
• ▢ 2 cloves garlic, minced Freshly minced for stronger taste.
• ▢ 3 green onions sliced Add at the end for freshness.

Instructions

Preparation Steps

• Prepare noodles according to package instructions, then drain and set aside.
• In a large skillet over medium heat, heat the sesame oil.
• Sauté garlic in the hot oil until fragrant, about 1 minute.
• Add cabbage, carrots, and bell peppers; stir-fry for about 5 minutes until slightly tender.
• Stir in cooked chow mein noodles and soy sauce; mix well.
• Cook for another 5 minutes until everything is heated through.
• Garnish with sliced green onions before serving.

Notes

For added flavor, toss in some cooked shrimp or chicken. Serve with chili sauce for spice!