Easy Storytelling

This is my quick-and-dirty Pineapple Teriyaki-ish stir-fry: sweet chunks of pineapple, sticky sauce that begs for napkins, and a tiny bit of toasted sesame oil pretending to be gourmet. It’s special because it tastes like you spent an hour on it when you really spent 20 minutes and ignored a pile of dishes. Try it when you want something bright, a little tangy, and so forgiving it forgives your kitchen crimes.

One time I made this for my in-laws and decided to multitask by answering emails while simultaneously flambéing nothing important. My husband, bless him, thought the smoke detector was the new dinner bell and waved a towel like he was conducting an emergency parade. The kids thought it was a fire drill party and demanded pineapple off every plate. I ended up plating half the meal on a baking sheet because all the plates were occupied by craft glue. Yes, this pan is too small. No, I won’t wash fewer dishes.

Time-Saving Hacks

– Use pre-cut chicken or rotisserie chicken—because hacking raw meat is not a personality trait.
– Canned pineapple works in a pinch; drain it like your self-control.
– Make the sauce in a mason jar: shake, pour, ignore rinsing the whisk.
– Dump everything into one big skillet to cut down on spoon count. Yes, you’ll scrape one pan like a responsible adult.

Serving Ideas

– Serve over jasmine rice or cauliflower rice if you’re pretending vegetables count as carbs.
– Throw some chopped green onions and toasted sesame seeds on top for drama.
– Serve with wine if the kids drove you nuts; serve with sparkling water if you’re trying to be noble.
– Keep it simple: rice, stir-fry, maybe a tiny dance of gratitude. That’s dinner.

What to Serve It With

– Steamed broccoli or snap peas for color and a scapegoat for nutrition.
– A side of miso soup if you’re trying to impress someone who judges by soup.
– Pickled carrots or cucumbers to cut through the sweetness like a tiny, tangy referee.

✔Tips & Mistakes

– Don’t overcook the pineapple unless you want sad, mushy fruit. Slightly caramelized is the goal.
– If the sauce is too thin, simmer it down; too thick, add a splash of water. This is not rocket science.
– Forgot the sesame oil? No catastrophe—just less nutty swagger in the final product.
– Overcrowd the pan and everything steams; give the ingredients breathing room if you want browning.

✔Storage Tips

Store it in the fridge… if there’s any left. Cold midnight leftovers? Sometimes better than fresh.
– Reheat gently in a skillet to revive texture; the microwave is acceptable in emergencies.
– Keeps 3–4 days; pineapple will get a little softer each day, but nobody’s stopping you from pretending that’s texture.

✔Variations and Substitutions

Swap whatever you want—sugar ↔ honey, soy sauce ↔ tamari, or skip steps and call it “deconstructed.” It still counts.
– Make it vegetarian with tofu or tempeh—press and pan-fry until golden.
– Add chili flakes or sriracha if you like your life with a side of fire.
– Use pork or shrimp instead of chicken because variety is the spice of laziness.

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Easy Storytelling

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Prep Time: 15 minutes minutes

Cook Time: 30 minutes minutes

Total Time: 45 minutes minutes

Servings: 4

Calories: 120kcal

Ingredients

 

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Main Ingredients

• ▢ 2 cups Rice Use basmati for best flavor.
• ▢ 1 tablespoon Olive Oil Extra virgin preferred.
• ▢ 1 cup Vegetable Broth Homemade or store-bought.
• ▢ 0.5 cup Peas

Instructions

Preparation Steps

• Rinse the rice under cold water until the water runs clear.
• In a pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat, add the rice, and sauté for 2 minutes.
• Add vegetable broth and bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low and cover.
• Cook for 20 minutes or until the rice is tender and broth is absorbed.
• Stir in the peas and let them steam with the rice for 5 more minutes.

Notes

This dish can be paired with grilled vegetables for added flavor!